What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Royals share new photos of Prince William with children - BBC

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

No way

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Mars’ Mysterious Dark Streaks Are NOT Caused by Water! Here’s the Real Story - The Daily Galaxy

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

What World Does Bitcoin Want To Build For Itself? - Defector

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

‘We tried and it didn’t work out’: CDPR co-founder says it shouldn’t stray from AAA open-world RPGs - Video Games Chronicle

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

"I Always Travel With This": Doctors Are Sharing The Illness-Avoiding Practices They Always Implement While Traveling, And They're So Important - BuzzFeed

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Kevin Durant stat sheet: 15 key numbers after deal to Rockets - NBA

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

My son flunked his road test because he was driving a Tesla, dad says - NJ.com